Culture & Entertainment
MedTech Qualifications Give the Training Folder a Clinical Role
MedTech qualifications prepare technicians and advisers, leaving the training folder to develop a clinical career plan.
Fenella Sprocket
Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Sport
University Franchise Rules Give the Folder a New Career
University franchise rules tighten safeguards, leaving the accreditation folder to build a career in quality assurance.
World
Late payment crackdown tells invoices they may now leave the executive spa
The late payment crackdown targets the corporate tradition of treating a small firm’s invoice like a mystery in a prestige drama.
Health & Lifestyle
NHS medtech rules put the cheapest stapler on trial
NHS medtech procurement rules will weigh patient outcomes and value, leaving the cheapest stapler to defend its entire career.
Travel & Transport
Rail Watchdog Puts Loudspeaker On Notice For Due Shortly
A proposed rail passenger watchdog promises clearer information, beginning with the loudspeaker that hides the platform as a surprise.
Business & Economy
May GDP dips 0.1% while the economy checks its pockets
May GDP fell 0.1%, while three month growth gave the economy another chart to hide behind as economists arranged their caveats.
Science & Technology
Barents Sea bloom gets a parking permit it never asked for
A summer Barents Sea bloom near Bear Island triggers a fictional Arctic authority’s doomed attempt to issue a parking permit.
UK Politics & Public Life
Whitehall AI bootcamp trains data scientists, obviously
A government AI training programme promises smarter public services while one Whitehall keyboard discovers the burdens of professional development.
Culture & Entertainment
UNESCO Arts Education Guide Promotes Glue Stick to Faculty
UNESCO’s arts education guidance puts culture at the heart of learning, prompting a glue stick to demand a teaching credential and its own cupboard.
Sport
Green sport fund gives football cones a carbon target
Sport England’s £16 million green sport fund sends football cones into an existential emissions audit beside the muddy touchline.