Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Laser spectroscopy lets museums inspect Darwin era specimen jars without opening them, preserving their contents and their long standing air of suspicion.
DVLA holiday opening hours return the contact centre to normal service, while a fictional card seeks a desk.
Business investment tax relief gives a fictional warehouse, calculator and crane far too much meeting authority.
Festive tax return filing brings a model calendar, a calculator and a pile of folders into one unnecessary meeting.
Proposed local contract powers could help small firms compete for public work, if the tender portal stops demanding an archaeological expedition.
A cold weather alert asks the South West to stay warm and check neighbours while Britain grants emergency powers to its sensible coat.
UK transport deals bring rail, aviation and submarines together, giving Britain’s trade strategy wheels, wings and a classified biscuit policy.
National Park board appointments bring new members to the Lake District and South Downs, leaving the folder to admire the view.
A £100,000 Germany youth sport exchange gives diplomacy a football, a minibus and one more appeal against the referee.
The UK Philippines climate fund backs offshore wind and renewable access, after the breeze completes its stakeholder onboarding.
