Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Engineering firm supplier delay solved by buying the lot, up to and including a suspiciously large chunk of Birmingham.
New visual assessment procedure lets trained officers determine complex ethnic identity by staring professionally for up to eight seconds.
New EU wide scheme will allow asylum seekers to be returned, exchanged, rerouted and occasionally discovered in Belgium.
A budget MOT centre turns every passing car into tomorrow’s tyre repair.
Staff say the ageing beige tower remains "central to Industry 4.0" because nobody understands what will happen if it dies.
Officials confirm that "no right to remain" remains entirely compatible with remaining.
New Loved One Levy ensures nobody reaches the terminal without making an appropriate emotional contribution to aviation.
Passengers advised to keep bags packed in case Britain briefly reaches acceptable dampness.
Specialist officers moved in after monitoring equipment detected a sudden and sustained decline in suspect consciousness.
Standing in pubs remains legal. Barminster Council would simply like to know whether putting one foot on the brass rail counts as a mixed use development.
