Official merchandise
Official Lawnland Enamel State Mug
A lightweight enamelled metal vessel for tea, minutes and other matters of state.
£15.95Physical item
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A little national pride.
Official merchandise from a country with more bureaucracy than territory.
When purchasing opens, every order will help keep The Lawn going.
Official goods.
Unofficial country.
For everyday matters of state
The official essentials.
Wear it. Carry it. Put the kettle on.
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Official merchandise
Official Lawnland Crown Hoodie
Official comfort for slightly less official weather.
£49.95Physical item
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Official merchandise
Official Lawnland Crown T-shirt
The official everyday uniform, quietly crowned.
£27.95Physical item
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Official merchandise
Lawnland Diplomatic Backpack
For communiqués, summit provisions and the occasional emergency biscuit. Now hands free.
£79.95Physical item
View productSomething a little less ordinary
Your own tiny corner.
Symbolic citizenship. A digital keepsake.
A delightfully unofficial sense of importance.
A little place in Lawnland
Lucky Dip Citizenship
Leave your tiny address to us. Symbolic citizenship and a personalised digital keepsake.
£4.99One-off · digital keepsake
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A little place in Lawnland
Sir or Dame of Lawnland
Choose your tiny plot and unofficial title, with a personalised digital keepsake.
£8.49One-off · digital keepsake
Explore the previewBoth offers are previews. Membership and titles are fictional: no legal citizenship, recognised honour, land ownership or right of access. No payment or reservation is made.
Small nation. Clear details.
Merchandise is physical; map offers are symbolic digital keepsakes. Prices are shown in pounds. Delivery, fulfilment and purchasing will be confirmed before orders open.
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