Fenella received her doctorate after completing an online personality test which described her as “highly analytical.” She approaches every scientific breakthrough with rigorous scepticism unless it has been forwarded to her by somebody called Carol. Her current research concerns whether drinking water is still good for you or whether they've changed that again.
Public solar panels on NHS sites and schools cut bills while public roofs discover the Sun offers energy without a customer service portal.
Pride in Place promises neighbourhood renewal through local boards, long term funding and enough paperwork to give every broken bench a strategy.
The London Film Festival announces free talks, workshops and more. Britain responds by treating an empty chair as a constitutional right.
England Powerchair team beats Scotland and Italy at the EPFA Nations Cup, forcing football bureaucracy to process two wins in one day.
HMS Richmond’s Manila visit combined naval cooperation and defence trade, creating a floating industry day with unusually strong radar.
RAAC hospital clearance reaches seven NHS sites, leaving hospitals to celebrate the revolutionary idea of keeping ceilings above patients.
The Trade Remedies Authority’s new imports dashboard makes trade data clearer, until the goods begin requesting profiles of their own.
First time buyers top a Treasury agenda as lenders discuss bigger mortgages, smaller deposits and the possibility of a home existing at the end.
Webb observations have narrowed the possibilities for planet e, but the distant world still declines to confirm whether it has an atmosphere.
A ministerial reshuffle transfers responsibility, nameplates and important expressions between people already standing inside government.
