Science & Technology
Smart Data Challenge Prize Arrives With a Disclaimer
The Smart Data Challenge Prize report gathers finalist claims while warning readers that its figures are not independently validated.
Technology
Science & Technology
Transport Digital Twin Uncertainty Meets the Biscuit Forecast
DfT added research on uncertainty in an integrated transport digital twin. The blank map remains optimistic about buses and biscuits.
Science & Technology
Government Unlocks Space, and the Satellite Requests a Visitor Pass
The UK Space Agency wants public bodies to adopt space technology, so naturally the satellite has applied for a procurement pathway.
Science & Technology
UKDI Security Open Call Gives the Suggestion Box Clearance
The UKDI Security Open Call offers up to £350,000 for security technology, prompting the blank suggestion box to seek operational impact.
UK Politics & Public Life
UK India Leaders Call Turns World Problems Into One Paragraph
The UK India leaders call turns trade, artificial intelligence and a Middle East crisis into one polished paragraph, leaving two desk globes hunting for the missing detail.
Science & Technology
UK Air Combat Technology Gets £708m and a Pass
A £708 million UK air combat technology contract extension promises advanced defence systems, thousands of jobs and one ambitious cardboard jet.
Science & Technology
Government AI Taskforce Gives the Clipboard Power
The government AI Taskforce has a chair, a Cabinet route and a desk bell waiting for its first algorithmic appointment.
Science & Technology
Zero Emission Flight Projects Give Hydrogen Tank Eight New Reasons to Wait
Eight UK projects will test electric and hydrogen aviation, leaving one hydrogen tank waiting for a departure gate.
Travel & Transport
Maritime Innovation Hub Finds Its Bearings, Then Adds A Form
The UK Maritime Innovation Hub offers innovators a clearer route through maritime regulation, giving one fictional compass an administrative crisis.
Science & Technology
Greenhouse Gas Removals Response Gets Vacuum Satire
The government’s greenhouse gas removals response sets out plans for markets, standards and infrastructure. A fictional vacuum wants its own business model.