Science & Technology
Business Cyber Security Campaign Finds the Spare Key
A government cyber security campaign asks British firms to lock the digital door, while Barry searches for the spare password.
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UK Politics & Public Life
Mobile Jobcentres Hit the Road So Career Advice Can Find a Parking Space
Mobile Jobcentres are rolling into six more areas, bringing employment advice to places with better parking and fewer mysterious footbridges.
UK Politics & Public Life
London Tribunal Backlog Gets 30 Rooms And A Queue
London’s new tribunal centre has 30 hearing rooms, 40 chambers and a backlog that has clearly booked ahead.
Business & Economy
Former Northeye Prison Housing Plan Lets Tiles Take Charge
The former HMP Northeye site goes to Homes England, where old cells may begin browsing kitchen tiles.
Business & Economy
Scotland Sends Trade Mission To Indo Pacific With Enough Whisky To Open Several Doors
Scotland's Indo Pacific mission carries exports, strategic optimism and a suitcase apparently qualified to negotiate with several doors.
Science & Technology
Government Tells Platforms No One Gets A Free Pass, Then Opens A Consultation
Government action on child online safety promises platform accountability, faster powers and an extremely British amount of process.
Travel & Transport
Forestry Commission Gives Trees A Timetable And Councils A New Excuse
New Forestry Commission woodland guidance helps councils manage trees, which are delighted to discover planning has finally caught up.
Science & Technology
Army Gets SONUS Five Years Early And Hears The Tea Break
SONUS reaches the Army five years early, offering lighter equipment, faster deployment and a highly sensitive ear for the kettle.
Business & Economy
Treasury Appoints Adviser To Put Economy In A Folder
Professor Brian Bell becomes the Treasury’s new Chief Economic Adviser, giving Britain another expert to place beside the national graph.
Science & Technology
Crew 12 Launch Sends Tea Into Orbit And Panic
The Crew 12 launch heads towards the space station while humanity continues its oldest technical challenge, finding the missing teabags.