Government promises brighter future once you have paid extra for this one
Lawnland asks taxpayers to fund a brighter future while keeping every current failure exactly where it is.
Lawnland asks taxpayers to fund a brighter future while keeping every current failure exactly where it is.
The £100 million Sovereign AI procurement competition asks British start ups to fix public services, while the queue machine seeks a contract.
The UK Space Agency wants public bodies to adopt space technology, so naturally the satellite has applied for a procurement pathway.
The Cabinet Office wants to shift power, funding and accountability to local leaders. The wooden map wants clearer socket labels.
The government AI Taskforce has a chair, a Cabinet route and a desk bell waiting for its first algorithmic appointment.
Consult can analyse consultation responses, but government departments must first queue politely for the software meant to save time.
The Future Rural England report sets out six themes and a cross government board, prompting the Wellington boot to demand proof from the filing cabinet.
The Evaluation Task Force conference urged government to use evidence and learn from results, prompting the paperwork to assess its own education.
Regional mayors can request new powers, funding and partnerships, but Westminster still controls the timetable, the paperwork and possibly the biscuits.
Government gives departments rules for managing data assets, while the archive box demands an owner and a biscuit policy.