A self-proclaimed horticultural sovereign, Hedgewick once attempted to broker a peace treaty between the Flowerbed Federation and the Weed Uprising of '23. He spends his days dictating new lawn ordinances from his stately compost heap and has an unshakable belief that the squirrels are spying on him.
Mavis Quill turns the Grand Burnstin Hotel fire evacuation into a triumph of emergency accommodation, reassuring residents with rooms nobody has inspected yet.
Felicity Bunce is delighted that the vet bill now comes with enough warning to ruin the week in advance.
Penny Payless meets Graham Grossman, then discovers Britain’s liberated taxpayer exists only as a beautifully itemised national average.
Prudence Vale, registrar at the Office of Financial Optimism, watches student finance arrive with perfect timing and absolutely no promise of financial peace.
A year long investigation has established that wealthy donors are deeply suspicious unless they fund a year long investigation.
A Swindon man identifies as “they” to claim two personal tax allowances. HMRC suddenly discovers that words have very precise meanings when money is involved.
England’s mayors could soon call in major developments, grant upfront permission and influence housing funds while councils process the consequences.
Prince Hairy and Meghan Marquee reportedly plan a royal return to Britain without royal duties, leaving the Palace with a constitutional kettle problem.
Whitehall’s rough sleeping Christmas drive has funding, a summit and a deadline. The advent calendar is already exceeding its targets.
Britain’s new default yes for homes near stations moves the housing crisis close enough to public transport to hear why it has been cancelled.
