Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
The civil service relocation plan moves thousands of roles around the UK, while one office ficus begins its regional policy career.
A £380m creative industries plan promises growth, skills and investment, while the funding auditions for a starring role.
Cricket domes promise reliable access, forcing British rain to defend its historic right to cancel the second over.
World Environment Day targets plastic pollution across its full life cycle, leaving the office water cooler to explain its career choices.
A New NHS GP IT system brings the first new core supplier in 25 years, giving procurement a fresh tab and an old computer a nervous screensaver.
VisitBritain forecasts 43.4 million UK visits and £33.7 billion in spending, leaving souvenir shops to industrialise the national whimsy.
UK business borrowing reached £1.2bn in April, with large firms borrowing more while SMEs stayed flat and loan rates rose.
A Gulf of Maine bloom turns the sea vivid blue and green, leaving microscopic plankton to deny they hired an ocean stylist.
A digital government blueprint tackles £23bn of public sector technology spending, while every password discovers procurement strategy.
The Office for the Impact Economy launches with a front door, a central hub and a virtual hub, making coordination wonderfully difficult to escape.
