Health & Lifestyle
New Build Design Guidance Gives a Tiny Town a Committee
New build design guidance sets clearer standards, while one fictional blank model town starts a committee for its paper trees.
Felicity Bunce
Felicity has been in a six-year dispute with a supermarket loyalty scheme over seven missing points. She owns a filing cabinet containing every receipt issued to her since 1993 and has successfully returned a toaster on the grounds that “the toast had become complacent.” Retailers generally know her simply as Mrs Bunce Again.
Travel & Transport
Westcott Space Hub Gives One Small Rocket a Bigger Office Plan
Westcott Space Hub opens with shared facilities, while one fictional blank rocket model plans its next office move.
Business & Economy
PRA Lets Meetings Survive Without Annual Renewal
The PRA is moving some large firm reviews to a two year cycle, leaving one meeting room to discover that daylight still exists.
Science & Technology
VOA Customer Feedback Survey Gives a Blank Card a Profile
The VOA customer feedback survey seeks optional input, while one fictional blank card begins preparing for public recognition.
UK Politics & Public Life
Winter Safety Teams Give the Thermos an Operations Brief
Winter safety operations kept Scottish teams working through severe weather, while a fictional thermos requested strategic credit.
Culture & Entertainment
Trade Mark Vote Gives Blank Card a Public Following
The trade mark vote celebrates 150 years of the registry, while a blank card becomes Britain's most confidently noncommittal icon.
Sport
Walking and cycling funding gives bollard a promotion plan
Walking and cycling funding supports safer routes and crossings, while Britain’s bollards discover that quiet pavement service can lead to promotion.
World
Workplace recycling rules put the office lunch under review
Workplace recycling rules bring order to English office bins, but the shared fridge, Trevor’s stapler and one suspicious chilli remain beyond control.
Health & Lifestyle
Small Business Health Training Gives the Plant a Lanyard
Small business health training gets a practical role, while a fictional office plant applies for a lanyard.
Travel & Transport
Foster Carer Recruitment Gives the Toy Key a Meeting
Foster carer recruitment plans meet a fictional folder, model house and toy key with far too much meeting authority.