The Lawn · Collected editions
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Breakfast clubs will return 95 hours a year to parents, who are advised to store the time somewhere children cannot spill cereal on it.
Bridge strikes remain stubbornly possible because large machinery has once again declined to become shorter through positive thinking.
The canoe race can proceed once competitors have negotiated the fastest-moving obstacle on British water: official navigation guidance.
Planning AI can digitise old records in 40 seconds, leaving councils free to spend two hours locating the correct attachment.
Body checks trail bank balances and weather forecasts because apparently overdrafts and light rain deserve closer surveillance.
Late pub hours will mark VE Day by giving remembrance the solemn dignity of somebody ordering crisps at 12.47am.
Carbon credits will help companies display climate integrity through a market in certificates confirming that a forest is thinking about them.
The UN Youth Forum explored green jobs and innovative finance without meeting coverage because conventional finance had left the building.
The infrastructure authority has appointed a chief executive to unite strategy and delivery under one roof, pending delivery of the roof.
Easter roadworks will vanish across 1,127 miles, allowing families to spend the bank holiday looking at the same caravan unaided.
Zombie projects will leave the electricity grid queue after years of shuffling forward and asking whether anyone has a spare connection point.
London waiting lists have fallen, although more than a million patients still occupy a spreadsheet with excellent transport links.
