The Lawn · Collected editions
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Government Communications has appointed David Dinsmore to bring clarity to departments that have bravely mistaken length for meaning.
Ford Export Guarantee support reaches £1 billion for electric power units and cleaner engines, while the Treasury checks the mileage.
England Bowling Attack members have been refreshed after more than 250 overs outside at Manchester became a tenancy.
NISAR Satellite scans almost all land and ice twice every 12 days, making household disorganisation an international challenge.
GP Appointments reached 383.3 million in a record year, leaving patients to check the app, voicemail and distant horizon.
Savages film gives Borneo’s forest, an orangutan and a determined child more sense than a logging brochure.
Dead Company restoration now requires a revised form and extra document, proving bureaucracy survives everything.
Petra Rudolf retirement plans have left the traditional signed card facing a crisis of purpose.
Marine Consultation gains four weeks, allowing the sea more time to respond to a detailed form in a sensible font.
Holiday Ham is asked to stay abroad, leaving British border rules, livestock and the suitcase picnic in better shape.
Joe Root has reached second in the Test run list, leaving cricket to print the remaining distance in a larger font.
Mars Rover Curiosity took fifteen images during an orbiter call, setting a productivity target nobody on Earth requested.
