The Lawn · Collected editions
Page 6 · 27 Aug 2026 to 22 Aug 2026
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New government figures show nearly 172,000 UK solar installations in 2026, prompting an empty watering can to demand its own regional league table.
Nine-page guidance replaces longstanding national policy of "surely nobody needs us to actually write this down."
Officials insist Britain must not allow a temporary water shortage to compromise the quality of anything being immediately flushed away.
The Government plans to remove VAT from household electricity on 1 October 2026, offering expected savings while the standing charge takes a tiny chair.
Most of the rise in antisocial behaviour appears genuine. The Forms Department has therefore concentrated its investigation on the paper.
Barnsley’s new AI training schemes promise practical help for jobseekers, employers and one suspiciously employable blank laptop.
England’s mayors could soon call in major developments, grant upfront permission and influence housing funds while councils process the consequences.
The government’s mayoral planning powers consultation asks how new English planning provisions should work. The map has questions.
The Treasury has launched an independent review of pub and hotel business rates valuations, with recommendations due before the 2029 revaluation.
British Week in Paraguay celebrated ten years with tea, music, literature and a Fish and Chips Passport. The teapot has filed its report.
HM Land Registry is replacing application PDF attachments with secure email links, creating a new test of office memory and digital calm.
Applicants will now be scored on how confidently foreign authorities might misunderstand them.
