The Lawn · Collected editions
Page 2 · 25 Mar 2025 to 20 Mar 2025
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The Great British Money Pit Rolls On In a dazzling display of fiscal genius, the government has approved the Lower Thames Crossing—a £9 billion road tunnel linking Kent and Essex,…
Public sector warning signs are now filed, discussed and ignored with a new standard of professional concern.
Britain’s lenders pass the Bank of England stress test, then confront their real threat: a customer calling with an actual question.
World TB Day leaders have promised to commit, invest and deliver, although finance has interpreted all three verbs as optional stationery.
English Tourism Week invites families to rediscover the nation through damp car parks, ambitious gift shops and tea priced like a small loan.
Confused citizens suspect new site is government propaganda or Banksy art installation. In a bold and baffling twist, the website Good News English has launched, serving up cheerful stories to…
London Soundtrack Festival organisers have improved ordinary life by adding suspense strings to queues, lifts and declined card payments.
Glacier preservation officials have protected the world’s ice by changing several definitions and ordering a magnificent waterproof banner.
Continent Torn Between Deploying Actual Troops or Just Hopes and Prayers. BRUSSELS, BELGIUM — In a bold display of unity and indecision, European leaders gathered this week to debate the…
The England Albania win has left analysts concerned that two goals and three points arrived without the required national emotional collapse.
New submarine is equipped with ‘state-of-the-art floatiness.’ BARROW-IN-FURNESS, UK — In a ceremony filled with cheers and a hint of nervous laughter, Plum Minister Keith Stammer unveiled the Royal Navy’s…
The England joy plan promises fearless football until the first misplaced pass, when the nation will return to its traditional emergency posture.
