The Lawn · Collected editions
Page 2 · 22 Feb 2026 to 16 Feb 2026
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A sole quota triples for specified vessels, prompting a very serious British meditation on fish, forms and maritime opportunity.
A portable concrete vibrator was rejected and destroyed after a high fire risk report, leaving safety rules to do the heavy lifting.
The NHS has widened its dental target after serious tooth problems fell outside the narrow definition of urgent care, creating a perfect satire about progress by reclassification.
The Environment Agency drone squad brings laser mapping and licence checks to the battle against fly tipping in this sharp Lawn satire.
England’s deer management plan aims to protect woodlands from browsing, trampling and the countryside’s most persistent customers.
Britain’s £1.6 billion UK research AI strategy promises faster discovery while institutions continue searching for passwords, cables and final documents.
A new OPSS campaign asks online shoppers to check sellers, product details and safety marks before buying. Brenda Basket suspects her kettle has a motive.
Britain’s atomic clock trial promises precision for defence, navigation and the nation’s long running struggle with being on time.
More than £110 million is funding Lincolnshire’s North Hykeham Relief Road, promising faster journeys, new homes and a spectacularly patient queue.
Mobile Jobcentres are rolling into six more areas, bringing employment advice to places with better parking and fewer mysterious footbridges.
A government cyber security campaign asks British firms to lock the digital door, while Barry searches for the spare password.
The former HMP Northeye site goes to Homes England, where old cells may begin browsing kitchen tiles.
