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Northern Ireland Progress Gives the Map an Action Owner
A Northern Ireland progress message brings a fictional map, noticeboard and model building into one unnecessary meeting.
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New Year Message Gives the Progress Folder a Map
A New Year message meets a fictional progress folder, map and chart that all want a meeting.
UK Politics & Public Life
Scotland Honours List Gives the Clipboard a Citation
Scotland honours recognition meets a fictional nomination folder, clipboard and laurel ornament with administrative ambitions.
Travel & Transport
Foster Carer Recruitment Gives the Toy Key a Meeting
Foster carer recruitment plans meet a fictional folder, model house and toy key with far too much meeting authority.
Sport
Festive Tax Return Filing Gives the Calendar a Lanyard
Festive tax return filing brings a model calendar, a calculator and a pile of folders into one unnecessary meeting.
Science & Technology
Horizon Europe Research Counts Citations, Loses Plot
A DSIT analysis praises Horizon Europe research for wider citations and ambitious projects reaching fruition, as metrics demand their own funding stream.
Health & Lifestyle
Online GP access gives Britain a login to the waiting room
Online GP access now covers almost every English practice, giving patients a digital route to care and the telephone queue a chance to become mysterious elsewhere.
Culture & Entertainment
BBC Charter Review Asks Britain To Let The Sofa Govern
The BBC Charter Review asks Britain to weigh funding, trust and public obligations while the sofa withholds the remote.
Business & Economy
Rail Safety Report Gives the Model Wagon a Lanyard
A rail safety report gives a fictional model wagon, bridge and clipboard far too much meeting authority.
World
Local Contract Powers Put the Tender Portal on Trial
Proposed local contract powers could help small firms compete for public work, if the tender portal stops demanding an archaeological expedition.
UK Politics & Public Life
UK South Korea Trade Deal Sends Printer Into Early Retirement
The UK South Korea trade deal recognises digital contracts and preserves low tariffs, leaving Britain’s office printers to seek a new purpose.
Travel & Transport
Boxing Day Swimmers Give the Lifebuoy a Lanyard
Boxing Day swimmers meet a water policy folder, a miniature shoreline and a lifebuoy seeking a speaking slot.